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Sunday, December 11, 2016

Unlike Other MiniChefs

This week, the MiniChef decided he wanted to make something inspired by the book Unlike Other Monsters by Audrey Vernick, and illustrated by Colin Jack. And I had no.idea how to guide him to a fitting recipe like usual.

Unlike Other Monsters is a great book. Zander is a monster whose parents are monsters. (His sister is a fairy.) And monsters don't have friends. They're cordial and nod their heads at each other when they pass on the street, but they're creatures of little words, and don't do anything to get to know each other while they scare children. (His sister has friends, and they do things like eat together, share secrets, and give children with missing teeth money. But that's fairy stuff.) Zander hangs out with a bird sometimes, but...they're just hanging out. They're not...friends. The book is all about what it means to be friends, and it's a great read for a kindergartener who's learning more and more about kindness and what it means to stick up for other people.

I was totally open with MiniChef when he picked out this book. I told him I loved it--which he should have known since we read it together a whole bunch of times--but I didn't know how to be inspired to make something from it. But he knew exactly what to do.

(SPOILER ALERT, KIND OF.)

At the end of the book, Zander and his friend jump out of a refrigerator to scare a kid, and a ton of food falls out with them. MiniChef pointed to that illustration and decided he wanted to make something from their fridge. Specifically, sausages, apples, and bacon. (And bananas and ketchup, but I vetoed those.) That was an awesome idea! We added a salad and some bread from our favorite local bakery (shout-out to Uprise!) to round out the meal.
Boy Waits for Bacon
Full disclosure: MiniChef got pretty bored halfway through cooking the bacon, so I cooked most of the main course myself. But he did almost all of the prep and put the salad together, as well of course as figuring out what our ingredients were going to be!
Unlike Other Sausage Dinners
(Sausages with Sautéed Apples, adapted from Food and Wine)
4 slices bacon
4 sweet Italian sausages (about 1 pound), pricked with a fork
1/2 cup water
2 apples (we used Fuji, but you can use any good baking apple that will hold its shape)
1/2 tsp fennel seeds
1 Tblsp cider vinegar
Salt and black pepper


MiniChef did:
Peel and core the apples. Slice into thin slices. If you have an 8-slice corer like we do, you'll want to cut each slice again in half or thirds.


We did together:
Place the bacon in a cold pan. Lay the strips out so they don't overlap. Turn the heat on low, and watch your bacon. When it starts to turn curly on the edges, turn the strips over with a pair of tongs, Turn frequently until the bacon is done to your liking. We'll crumble it into a salad for this meal, so you'll want it to be pretty crispy. If you have a MiniChef with you, a splatter guard is your best friend here. The kitchen will smell delicious, but don't smell too closely!

When the bacon is done, remove it from the pan and place on a plate lined with paper towels. Set aside.

I did:
Pour off all but one tablespoon of the bacon grease. (You can save the rest to use another tie, if you'd like!) Turn the heat to medium, and add the sausages. Cook, turning occasionally, until the sausages are browned but not cooked through, about 5 minutes.

Pour the water into the skillet. Cover the pan and cook until the water has almost evaporated, about 7 minutes. Add the apples and fennel seeds and continue to cook, stirring occasionally, for about 8 minutes or until the sausage is cooked through and the apples are tender and browned. Stir in the vinegar and season with salt and pepper.

Zander's Salad
1/4 cup orange juice
2 Tblsp balsamic vinegar
1 Tblsp Dijon-style mustard
2 tsp honey
1/8 tsp cracked black pepper
4-6 pitted dates (like Medjool)
3 cups baby spinach
1/3 cup crumbled blue cheese
4 strips cooked bacon

MiniChef did:
Measure out the first five ingredients in a small bowl and whisk together until incorporated. Alternatively, put them in a pint (or larger) jar or a squeeze bottle and shake until incorporated.*

I did:
Spray a paring knife with cooking spray. Using the prepared knife, cut the dates into bit-size pieces.


MiniChef did:
Place the spinach, blue cheese, and dates into a large bowl. Crumble the bacon on top. Add enough dressing to dress the salad, and toss.

*NOTE: This is the dressing that taught MiniChef to eat a dressed salad. We hope your MiniChef likes it as much!

    Thursday, December 1, 2016

    Manticore Pasta



    Have I mentioned that MiniChef is really, really, really into monsters and mythical creatures? I have? OK, carry on then.

    Monsters as imaginary friends are kind of a new thing for me over the last year or so. My brother was scared of monsters when he was young, and relaxed when mom and dad made "monster spray" (water in a spray bottle) and sprayed his ceiling fan, which is obviously where they hung out. I would have had nothing to do with monsters; my imaginary friend was a little Orthodox Jewish girl named Rachel Berman who had eight brothers and sisters.

    The Kid has been obsessed with monsters and other mythical creatures--real and imagined--since he first saw How to Train Your Dragon. We've never looked back. And as someone who loved nothing more than Greek mythology as a child, I'm totally excited to help him navigate this world. They consume our play-life, and I love that MiniChef gets to work out things that might be scaring him by embracing them and becoming them.

    Obviously, this love affects our bookshelf, and so I have a feeling that a lot of our recipes (certainly this week's and the one to follow) will center around monster characters and themes. It's the way of our world. And a delicious one, full of imagination potential.

    This week's book is If I Had a Gryphon by Vicki Vansickle and Cale Atkinson. This book has so many fun monsters and creatures in it, but MiniChef specifically wanted to cook something to represent manticores. Specifically, he wanted to make "orange pasta with long and short manticore fur. Long for the mane and short for the body fur." Done!


    Manticore Pasta
    (Spaghetti with Tomato Sauce)

    2 Tablespoons olive oil
    1/2 yellow onion
    1 clove garlic
    1 8-ounce can tomato puree
    1 15-ounce can diced tomatoes
    2 Tablespoons tomato paste
    1 Tablespoon dried oregano
    2 teaspoons sugar
    salt & pepper to taste
    1 pound spaghetti
    Parmesan cheese to taste

    Working to open cans is good exercise!
    NOTE: Most of this recipe is done on the stove. This is a great opportunity to remind your little chef about stove safety. We have an electric stove, so we went over the parts of the counter he could and couldn't touch, as well as the importance of keeping one hand on the handle of the pan while you stir. If your little chef can't work on the stove yet, this is a good time for him/her to watch you and learn. S/he can definitely help to open cans, grate cheese, etc.

    I did:
    Dice the onion. Mince the garlic. (Alternately, your little chef can squeeze the clove of garlic through a garlic press.)
    Carefully stirring and holding onto the pot.
    MiniChef joined me for:
    Warm the olive oil in a saucepan over medium heat. Add the onion and garlic and saute, stirring occasionally, for about five minutes, until the onion is soft.
    MiniChef did:
    Stir in the tomato puree, diced tomato, tomato paste, oregano, and sugar. Bring to a simmer and cook for about 20 minutes, until the sauce is thickened.

    Grate or shred 1/4 cup of Parmesan cheese, or more or less to taste.


    Meanwhile, bring a pot of salted water to boil. Break half of your spaghetti in half or slightly smaller, and cook the spaghetti according to box directions.

    I did:
    Drain the pasta.


    MiniChef did:
    Divide the portions onto plates and top with the sauce.
    Plating by MiniChef!
    MiniChef did:
    Sprinkle Parmesan cheese on top of the sauce and eat in your preferred manner: carefully or slurping.
    He prefers to slurp.